| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Be the imp. | 325 |
| Eridan: Go home. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ======> | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your bed. | 325 |
| Roxy: Go through. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Dave: Pity da fool. | 325 |
| Kanaya: Troll the Dave human. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ======> | 325 |
| AND NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. | 325 |
| Vriska: Deal with crabby customer. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| END OF ACT 3 | 325 |
| Months in the future... | 325 |
| THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!! | 325 |
| Roxy: Proceed to stairwell. | 324 |