| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| John: Pick up car. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your desk. | 288 |
| John: Check mail. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Jane: Assess damage. | 288 |
| Activate. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Future Karkat: Retreat into lab. | 288 |
| John: Ascend to the story jackass. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Dave: Combine puppet tux + Midnight Crew poster. | 288 |
| WOW, YES. SO GOOD. | 288 |
| Rose: Remove blocks. | 288 |
| THE END. OF ACT 5 ACT 1 | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| STUPID STUPID DUMB | 287 |
| AND NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. | 287 |