| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John! | 354 |
| Jade: Answer this douche bag. | 354 |
| Jade: Ascend. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. | 354 |
| Years in the box. | 354 |
| Dave: Get trolled by GA. | 354 |
| ====> | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH. | 354 |
| ======> | 354 |
| sir john, i have a look inside. | 354 |
| Dave: Be the other wall. | 354 |
| Sollux: Get back to Stack Modus. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Months in the future... | 354 |
| John: Put the bunny back in time and look for Bro's beta. | 354 |
| John: W8 around for anything else of importance. | 354 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |