| John: Open the Package. |
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| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
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| Jade: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
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| Select character. |
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| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your bed. |
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| John: Captchalogue GameBro. |
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| John: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
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| Rose: Try to understand. |
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| Take her out. |
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| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the kitchen back door. |
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| Months in the future... |
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| WV: Fiddle with the trash. |
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| John: Check Pesterchum window. |
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| John: Practice with new weapon. |
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