| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Aradia: Check on Roxy. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. | 374 |
| MALE: HIDE INSIDE CHEST. | 374 |
| Dave: Think of ways to one-up mother. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Vriska: Manipul8 this worthless human. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously. | 374 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 374 |
| Doomed Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. | 374 |
| Vriska: Go back downstairs. | 374 |
| ==> | 374 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. | 374 |