| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jane: Be Jack Noir. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| Years in the kitchen. | 271 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM | 271 |
| Karkat: Contact John. | 271 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| Dave: Wake up. | 271 |
| Rose: Plug in your drink. | 271 |
| AR: Cautiously drink TAB. | 271 |
| John: Check mail. | 271 |
| WV: Use the razor on the floor. | 271 |
| Jane: Solicit profound wisdom from hallway Cera. | 271 |
| John: Look at knife. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| TT: Explore Atheneum. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. | 271 |