| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Look at map. | 394 |
| ==> ==> | 394 |
| DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. | 394 |
| ==> | 394 |
| AR?: Doff your hat in disgust. | 394 |
| ======> | 394 |
| Terezi: Cut to the end. | 394 |
| Jade: Get out of thing. | 394 |
| Wait! More troll romance exposition please. | 394 |
| ======> | 394 |
| Roxy: Go just sort of pick it up. | 394 |
| ==> | 394 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. | 394 |
| John: Make your way to the center and do a goofy dance. | 394 |
| Open it! Open it!!! | 394 |
| ==> | 394 |
| ======> | 394 |
| John: Reunite with your own pee for the mailman. | 394 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. | 394 |
| ==> | 394 |