| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Recombine hammer and pogo ride. | 329 |
| Jade: Alchemize. | 329 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. | 329 |
| Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!! | 329 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 329 |
| ======> | 329 |
| ======> | 329 |
| Jade: Get out of thing. | 329 |
| Doomed Dave: Wake up again. | 329 |
| WV: Check book on desk. | 329 |
| Dave: Receive transfer from John. He has plenty. | 329 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. | 329 |
| ==> | 329 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 5 | 329 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 329 |
| Seconds in the closet. | 328 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |