| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Go back inside. | 277 |
| Aradia: Skip to the center and do a goofy dance. | 277 |
| Jade: Be the Rider. | 277 |
| Dirk: Check on Rose. | 277 |
| Years in the kitchen. | 277 |
| WV: Turn on your desk. | 277 |
| ====> | 277 |
| => = | 277 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. | 277 |
| Introduce yourself to the story jackass. | 277 |
| Months in the future... | 277 |
| Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads. | 277 |
| ======> | 277 |
| ==> | 277 |
| ==> | 277 |
| Homestuck | 277 |
| Dave: Be the other asshole. | 277 |
| ======> | 277 |
| Karkat: Be Past Karkat. | 277 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your shirt changed. | 277 |