| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Be the other asshole. | 387 |
| John: Investigate room for can opener. | 387 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| ====> | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| John: Read instructions for control deck. | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| John: Connect to server player. | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| Jack: Search for carving apparatus. | 387 |
| I am told your name is John. Is that correct? | 387 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! | 387 |
| Rose: Check out big tv. | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. | 387 |
| ==> | 387 |
| Aradia: Randomly explode. | 387 |