| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. | 393 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. | 393 |
| Jade: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. | 393 |
| Kanaya: Deal with this guy. | 393 |
| ==> | 393 |
| ==> | 393 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. | 393 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. | 393 |
| ======> | 393 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. | 392 |
| Roxy: Answer chumps. | 392 |
| Jake: Turn around. | 392 |
| Jade: Give him a home. | 392 |
| ==> | 392 |
| And later still... | 392 |
| ==> | 392 |
| WV: Be the other asshole. | 392 |
| ==> | 392 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 392 |
| John: Go outside and get some sun. | 392 |