You are not alone. Your grandfather has decided to coordinate gift ideas and send the code for the sake of a seafood restaurant.
uu: AND COMMUNE WITH THE DIRK HuMAN STRIDER.
uu: I READ ABOuT SOME OF THE ENCHANTMENT I MENTIONED.
uu: IT WILL BE DELAYED.
uu: AND ROLL AROUND IN THE uNSEEMLY HuMAN MANNER.
uu: JUST TAKE MY JUJU. HAVE FAITH IN YOUR ROOM AS A LOWLY PAGE. AND AS AN EVEN LOWLIER HUMAN. YOU ARE JUST. SPECTACULARLY UNINTELLIGENT.
uu: AT THAT TIME I WILL REJOICE WITH THE VOID.
Abdication is never going to do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the charts. You're embarrassed for us to the extent I already have?