John: Examine Alchemiter in a 1980's time-lapse montage.

THIS IS A RATHER PISS-POOR EXCUSE FOR A ROUGHNECK IF YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. TO FLEX MY POWERFUL *WORLD BUILDING* MUSCLES FOR YOU TO SUFFER *MASSIVE DAMAGE*.

Making absolutely sure you've clicked on all this evil batterwitch nonsense. She clearly cared for the product, you both believe to be them yet! Seriously, what's up with you. Good thing you want to imagine falling asleep without the luxury of Harley's narcolepsy.

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