| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Sollux: Wake up. | 312 |
| ==> | 305 |
| Roxy: Hide!!!!! | 296 |
| John: Wear disguise to fool dad. | 310 |
| ==> | 326 |
| AND I WEEP THE TEARS. | 315 |
| BIG MAN: HOLLER FOR YOUR WOMAN. | 292 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Rose: Examine laptop. | 325 |
| John: Wake up. | 321 |
| Nepeta: Examine computer. | 301 |
| IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE! | 293 |
| ==> ==> | 296 |
| John: Answer chum. | 307 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 292 |
| ==> | 313 |
| ==> | 292 |
| Vriska: Check on prisoner. | 321 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ======> | 298 |