| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Get more stuff. | 124 |
| ==> | 127 |
| Dirk: Fuck it. | 134 |
| ======> | 134 |
| ======> | 132 |
| ==> | 132 |
| ======> | 130 |
| ==> | 131 |
| Kanaya: Mediate. | 132 |
| ====> | 134 |
| ==> | 134 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 130 |
| ==> | 132 |
| ==> | 133 |
| NOW TAKE IT. | 132 |
| ======> | 127 |
| ==> | 134 |
| Karkat: Check out magazine. | 130 |
| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. | 137 |
| John: Land already. | 134 |