| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
604 |
| John: Attempt to retrieve mail. |
607 |
| Terezi: Prepare to retrieve pogo from card. |
615 |
| John: Reunite with your own pee for the WQ. |
589 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
668 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your desk. |
635 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
586 |
| John: Get trolled by AT. |
649 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
565 |
| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
620 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the other half of your interests. |
933 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a Timeless Expanse... |
611 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
624 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
604 |
| Jade: Explore the other other girl. |
1524 |
| Rose: Be the huge bitch. |
599 |
| Jade: Wake up and jam. |
578 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
607 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
630 |
| Kanaya: Return to party. |
613 |