| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
542 |
| John: Attempt to retrieve mail. |
541 |
| Terezi: Prepare to retrieve pogo from card. |
551 |
| John: Reunite with your own pee for the WQ. |
524 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
571 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your desk. |
557 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
511 |
| John: Get trolled by AT. |
550 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
500 |
| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
553 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the other half of your interests. |
676 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a Timeless Expanse... |
536 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
556 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
537 |
| Jade: Explore the other other girl. |
1222 |
| Rose: Be the huge bitch. |
536 |
| Jade: Wake up and jam. |
481 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
540 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
562 |
| Kanaya: Return to party. |
552 |