| Jack: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. |
551 |
| WV: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
516 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
514 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
577 |
| Have a look inside. |
522 |
| TT: Pick up car. |
470 |
| John: Examine back of the shower. |
510 |
| Jade: Just draw some roads. |
496 |
| Months in the box. |
509 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. |
465 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
520 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
489 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
650 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
519 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
495 |
| Dave: Check out green tome. |
517 |
| Again in the car. |
1311 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3 |
497 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
598 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
509 |