| Rose: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
500 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the awesome coolkid. |
528 |
| Dave: Clean up this mess. |
501 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
536 |
| Karkat: Go back to adventurin'. |
525 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the white text guy. |
515 |
| Months in the box. |
508 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
487 |
| Months in the future... |
484 |
| Seconds in the future... |
484 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
514 |
| Rose: Combine magnetic W and make a campfire. |
538 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
504 |
| John: Pick up car. |
532 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
483 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
526 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
457 |
| what about all those kids. Now what? |
484 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
609 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
519 |