| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
440 |
| Dave: Clean up this mess. |
490 |
| Dave: Go get help. |
523 |
| John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
423 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to snag one of his files. |
505 |
| And pages and pages. |
473 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
524 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
461 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
465 |
| A good place to keep them fresh. |
460 |
| AH: This is great! Something is in there. Take a prize from the purple text human again? |
459 |
| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
472 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
498 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
470 |
| WV: Be the other girl. |
460 |
| Jack: Take a juggling club. |
521 |
| Jade: Proceed to lab. |
627 |
| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
434 |
| AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING. |
418 |
| AR?: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. |
537 |