| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
440 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
409 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
458 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
428 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
400 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
408 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
400 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
441 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
440 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
411 |
| Jack: Be the wise guy. |
371 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
408 |
| Skip to the story jackass. |
419 |
| Vriska: Proceed to the chest. |
433 |
| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being the other 3 screens. |
408 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
446 |
| Months in the future... |
432 |
| Rose: Go to the story jackass. |
404 |
| Gamzee: Take a prize from the purple machine. |
414 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your shirt changed. |
410 |