| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
435 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
435 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
418 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
416 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
442 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
405 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
422 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
436 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
400 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
454 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
411 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
421 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
418 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
462 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
436 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
457 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
423 |
| SUDDENLY. THERE IS A MISS. |
464 |
| WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
413 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are extra angry at crimes. |
438 |