| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a distracting manner. |
443 |
| John: Ascend to the attractive female. |
512 |
| WV: Press green button on the red package. |
405 |
| WV: Be the law. |
415 |
| And pages and pages. |
456 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
513 |
| Dave: Search for a few minutes. |
427 |
| Sollux: Get back to Stack Modus. |
435 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
451 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
427 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
464 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
396 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
434 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
435 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
417 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
416 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
441 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
404 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
421 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
435 |