| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
411 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
422 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
391 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
444 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
401 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
408 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
408 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
451 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
424 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
444 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
409 |
| SUDDENLY. THERE IS A MISS. |
453 |
| WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
400 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are extra angry at crimes. |
427 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the file already. |
468 |
| Jane: Call GCat down from the purple machine. |
458 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
421 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
447 |
| John: Go back up. |
433 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
437 |