| John: Ascend to the attractive female. |
446 |
| WV: Press green button on the red package. |
355 |
| WV: Be the law. |
357 |
| And pages and pages. |
394 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
447 |
| Dave: Search for a few minutes. |
365 |
| Sollux: Get back to Stack Modus. |
373 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
389 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
372 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
403 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
342 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
376 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
376 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
350 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
357 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
382 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
346 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
359 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
377 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
343 |