| Jade: Take the can of MAYO and affix to sash. |
358 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a distracting manner. |
349 |
| John: Ascend to the attractive female. |
407 |
| WV: Press green button on the red package. |
325 |
| WV: Be the law. |
328 |
| And pages and pages. |
361 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
408 |
| Dave: Search for a few minutes. |
333 |
| Sollux: Get back to Stack Modus. |
343 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
357 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
337 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
372 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
312 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
345 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
346 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
320 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
326 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
350 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
313 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
331 |