| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
345 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
326 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
357 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
301 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
331 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
335 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
309 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
314 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
337 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
302 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
320 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
335 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
304 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
347 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
314 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
314 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
322 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
359 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
328 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
355 |