| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
328 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
308 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
339 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
281 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
311 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
317 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
290 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
295 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
320 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
283 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
303 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
319 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
289 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
330 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
294 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
293 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
305 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
341 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
312 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
336 |