| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
370 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
454 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
393 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
414 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
443 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
353 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
383 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
391 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
361 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
397 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
378 |
| John: Go in the future... |
356 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
382 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
359 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
382 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
352 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
358 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
457 |
| WV: Fondly regard cremation. |
405 |
| Back in the past... |
354 |