| Rose: Attempt to leave castle. |
400 |
| John: Pick up your toys! |
314 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET UP. AND... |
359 |
| You guide the Heir. Consult with friend on the sofa. |
330 |
| Dave: Stop being that guy. |
308 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
308 |
| John: Be the leader. |
347 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
310 |
| Dave: Check on lusus. |
342 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
328 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. |
334 |
| Dave: Look at the piece of shit. |
350 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the chase and play card games immediately. |
315 |
| DD: Proceed to stairwell. |
349 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to the story jackass. |
360 |
| Dave: Be the imp. |
345 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
330 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
310 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
324 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
330 |