| Jade: Get out of thing. |
287 |
| Render the girl in a distracting manner. |
271 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop and check on John. |
256 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
254 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
314 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
235 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
251 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
267 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
241 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
277 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
249 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
280 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
307 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
260 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
284 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
269 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
257 |
| WV: Fiddle with the trash. |
267 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
240 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the highest point of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
233 |