| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the chase and play card games immediately. |
300 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. |
281 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
279 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
311 |
| Aradia: Be the imp. |
305 |
| WV: Pick up books. |
336 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
335 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
303 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
325 |
| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
310 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
343 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
284 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
307 |
| AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
301 |
| John: Go outside and get drawing. |
505 |
| Jade: Realize you can hold. |
296 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
327 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
285 |
| Rose: Go to computer. |
321 |
| Rose: Combine magnetic W and make a new frog. |
298 |