| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
297 |
| John: Be the white text crashed my browser. |
321 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
298 |
| John: Prepare to tidy up. |
332 |
| AH: Go check out the window. |
296 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
329 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the imp. |
321 |
| WV: Go outside and get that globe. |
283 |
| Vriska: Proceed to the end. |
302 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! |
341 |
| Aradia: Check on lusus. |
328 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the other girl and pester John. |
326 |
| John: Look at that kiosk. |
337 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
351 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from drawer. |
435 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
573 |
| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can as fast as you can. |
295 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
366 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
357 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO JOIN ME. |
338 |