| Years in the lid of the keys on the counter. |
311 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. |
287 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the chase and play card games immediately. |
291 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. |
272 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
271 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
304 |
| Aradia: Be the imp. |
296 |
| WV: Pick up books. |
327 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
327 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
294 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
315 |
| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
300 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
333 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
278 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
297 |
| AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
293 |
| John: Go outside and get drawing. |
494 |
| Jade: Realize you can hold. |
290 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
320 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
273 |