| John: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
258 |
| Hours in the temporally oblique... |
282 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
248 |
| Feferi: Go get your sword. |
283 |
| Dave: Mouse over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
258 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
268 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
242 |
| Months in the future... |
267 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
219 |
| PM: Read the letter. |
256 |
| John: Ascend to the old underwood. |
226 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
261 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
611 |
| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. |
227 |
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. |
228 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
507 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
245 |
| JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS. |
285 |
| John: Snap out of there! |
234 |
| Karkat: Check out other posters. |
266 |