| John: Go to computer. |
268 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the other guy. |
274 |
| Tavros: Look at monitor. |
259 |
| WV: Peel label from can of gravy. Just pick it up. |
281 |
| Jade: Squeal like a goat and piss on your bed. |
293 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
289 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
322 |
| Render the girl in a Timeless Expanse... |
276 |
| Jack: Attempt to retrieve mail. |
367 |
| Rose: See what you can as fast as you can as fast as you can hold. |
259 |
| Vriska: Deal with crabby customer. |
295 |
| Rose: Hit John in the future, but not many... |
266 |
| Feferi: Proceed to transmaterializer. |
258 |
| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
261 |
| Jane: Go to bedroom. |
263 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
262 |
| Dave: Stop being that guy. |
263 |
| John: Reunite with your own pee for the WQ. |
287 |
| IN MY DREAM. I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS. |
272 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! |
278 |