| Dave: Be the wise guy. |
370 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
300 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
298 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
276 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
290 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. |
278 |
| Dave: Change to Scrabble values. |
309 |
| Render the girl in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
288 |
| Vriska: Get back to work. |
301 |
| WV: Pick up the can labeled BEANS. |
276 |
| John: Run to your new guide. |
278 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop from the lady. |
315 |
| John: Be the other guy. |
275 |
| John: Snap out of bed. |
305 |
| John: Go outside and get that globe. |
322 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
277 |
| Hours in the LOHACSE. |
278 |
| AR: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
276 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
284 |
| John: Carve a totem of the keys on the control panel. |
286 |