| John: Go to front door. |
329 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
354 |
| Dave: Go back inside. |
356 |
| I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
341 |
| WV: Press the steak button. |
340 |
| what about all those kids. Now what? |
970 |
| John: Attempt to get the cookies boy |
326 |
| John: Clean up the can of gravy. |
326 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
328 |
| Dave: Clean up the can labeled BEANS. |
328 |
| Jade: Just draw some roads. |
328 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
326 |
| Rose: Be the other guy again. |
353 |
| John: Retrieve the package already. |
325 |
| Jade: Get the rest of your own crisis. |
334 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
338 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
323 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
336 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
344 |
| Rose: Be the puppet. |
324 |