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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. 351
Rose: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. 351
WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS BLUSHING BISHONEN DREAM BOAT. 373
YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 375
Rose: Go to bedroom. 365
AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. 352
WV: Use the razor on the sofa. 356
Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the imp. 352
Skip to the races. 352
ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. 373
Rose: Go downstairs to the newly created hole. 366
John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! 349
Dave: Go get a beverage. 351
Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... 354
Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can go. 351
WV: Use the razor on the counter. 353
Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. 351
John: Proceed to stairwell. 353
Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your laptop and check on John. 379
Dave: Look at the other guy. 354