| Months in the present... |
300 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
293 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
294 |
| Jade: Attempt to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
680 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
290 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
290 |
| Jane: Run to your new guide. |
288 |
| John: Ascend to the kitchen back door. |
309 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
302 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
291 |
| WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. |
286 |
| Dave: Check the latest page of the punched pogo card. |
293 |
| John: Go out to be LE. |
289 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4 |
323 |
| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
289 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
287 |
| Dirk: Check out other posters. |
304 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
614 |
| WV: Adjust time dial to appearify the cable again. |
346 |
| Jane: Feed it to the gray text knight. it is an unpleasant human |
296 |