| Calliope: Check out magazine. |
308 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
294 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
273 |
| WV: Adjust time dial to appearify the cable again. |
274 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
277 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. |
273 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
278 |
| Jade: Prepare for nap. |
274 |
| Meanwhile, in the closet. |
277 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
308 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
278 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
296 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
290 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
275 |
| Months in the present... |
281 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
274 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
279 |
| Jade: Attempt to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
656 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
273 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
277 |