| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
301 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
323 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
323 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
301 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
308 |
| Dave: Be the awesome coolkid. |
302 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
323 |
| AR: Be the puppet. |
312 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
320 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
356 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
302 |
| Dave: Take the discs. |
308 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
321 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
325 |
| John: Go back into room. |
321 |
| I selected all those other kids? |
323 |
| Rose: Consult with him. |
324 |
| Great! I would like you to get a beverage. |
308 |
| WV: Use glowing green rock to open can with your weak pathetic digits. |
678 |
| AH: Pull up to the story jackass. |
326 |