| END OF ACT 1. |
337 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
391 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
338 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
336 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
360 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
337 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
336 |
| I clicked on all those characters. Time to move on. |
334 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
345 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. |
338 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
343 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
342 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
336 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your shirt changed. |
338 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
345 |
| WV: Wave about in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
348 |
| Jade: Get out of illicit literature. |
339 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT THE CRUX TO THIS HORRIBLE PROBLEM IS. |
336 |
| Years in the closet. |
1048 |
| Months in the future... |
339 |