| Months in the future... |
289 |
| Rose: Writhe like a proboscis. |
263 |
| Davesprite: Chill with Davesprite. |
285 |
| WV: Try to understand. |
267 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
270 |
| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
268 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
294 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
284 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
267 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
278 |
| Dave: Be the awesome coolkid. |
266 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
291 |
| AR: Be the puppet. |
281 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
285 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
312 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
268 |
| Dave: Take the discs. |
266 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
289 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
294 |
| John: Go back into room. |
285 |