| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
310 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. |
303 |
| Dave: Go back into room. |
297 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
299 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
301 |
| DD: Check on lusus. |
298 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
329 |
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
297 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
327 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
316 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. |
297 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
300 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
311 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
308 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
297 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
296 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
344 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
299 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
300 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
325 |