| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
283 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
297 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
289 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
283 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
281 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
319 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
284 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
283 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
308 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
284 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
289 |
| I clicked on all those characters. Time to move on. |
282 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
284 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. |
284 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
288 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
289 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
283 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your shirt changed. |
280 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
289 |
| WV: Wave about in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
295 |