| John: Get trolled by GC. |
233 |
| Rose: Think of a new friend. |
261 |
| Vriska: Deal with crabby customer. |
253 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
232 |
| Months in the future... |
258 |
| Rose: Writhe like a proboscis. |
231 |
| Davesprite: Chill with Davesprite. |
261 |
| WV: Try to understand. |
232 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
235 |
| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
232 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
261 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
258 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
232 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
243 |
| Dave: Be the awesome coolkid. |
233 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
263 |
| AR: Be the puppet. |
250 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
258 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
277 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
232 |