| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
275 |
| DD: Check on lusus. |
274 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
305 |
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
274 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
295 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
290 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. |
275 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
274 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
290 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
281 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
276 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
273 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
302 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
276 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
275 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
300 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
276 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
280 |
| I clicked on all those characters. Time to move on. |
274 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
275 |