| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 355 |
| John: Unwrap the smallest present first. | 346 |
| ======> | 339 |
| ==> | 342 |
| ==> | 318 |
| ==> | 339 |
| Roxy: Read other book. | 362 |
| John: Exit. | 343 |
| Calliope: Tidy up a little. | 346 |
| Jake: Take it. | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| Jane: Return home. | 353 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 330 |
| ==> | 347 |
| ======> | 354 |
| ==> | 376 |
| Terezi: Abscond. | 359 |
| Be Jake. | 356 |
| ==> | 359 |
| Dave: Make air conditioner on roof. | 379 |