| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
267 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
274 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
268 |
| Months in the future... |
267 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
451 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
272 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
294 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
274 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
266 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
276 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
269 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
269 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
266 |
| Rose: Wear the hood. Be the troll girl. |
271 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. |
287 |
| Kanaya: Return to party. |
285 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
271 |
| GO BACK TO THE PARTY. |
267 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. |
268 |
| Feferi: Do something awesome. |
285 |