| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
307 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
315 |
| OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ADMIRATION. BACK TO THE STORY. |
303 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
315 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
314 |
| Jane: Back to the story jackass. |
313 |
| Great! I would like you to get that guy's attention. |
314 |
| John: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a new word for powercord. |
314 |
| John: Get the rest into the kitchen. |
306 |
| FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to carve something on it. |
317 |
| John: Check contents of yellow container. |
307 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
315 |
| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
307 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
308 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
308 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
314 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
317 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
307 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
330 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
319 |