| Rose: Go downstairs to the story jackass. |
295 |
| Rose: Go to bedroom. |
287 |
| Drop pumpkin on floor. |
284 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PARTY. |
283 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
283 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
317 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
292 |
| Roxy: Skip to the attractive female. |
287 |
| John: Use pre-punched card with Dutton ghost image. |
285 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
284 |
| Jane: Check out green tome. |
299 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
285 |
| Introduce yourself to the newly created hole. |
309 |
| Jane: Check out DVD. |
297 |
| John: Enter code on back of the first visible captchalogue card. |
282 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 2 |
284 |
| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
289 |
| Dave: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
287 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. |
291 |
| John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your laptop from the tree. |
282 |