| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
311 |
| John: Ascend to the alchemiter. |
315 |
| John: Take it to gristwidget 12000. |
315 |
| John: Switch back to the gray text not human immediately. |
310 |
| Rose: Look at the other golden tower. |
311 |
| AR: Be the mayor. |
329 |
| Dave: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
324 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
334 |
| Sollux: Get back to the newly created hole. |
314 |
| Years in the closet. |
310 |
| Doomed Dave: Wake up again. |
315 |
| Years in the lid of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
311 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
311 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
313 |
| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
311 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
312 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
317 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. |
315 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
326 |
| Hours in the box. |
313 |